I still get those Cuddly hang in there Kitten prayers about Jesus, a Nigerian banker, who loves me and needs help moving money to an account in the name of a terminally ill little boy in Kansas whose touching final wish was to create an e-mail that did something really cool when you forward it to ten of your friends within five minutes or days otherwise something absolutely terrible would happen as was the case of the barely legal girls girls girls who got pregnant sniffing the perfume card in a mall parking lot where one could buy natural penis enhancers that may have already been won by the lonely Russian girl who wants to be my myspace friend only can't work the layout so you have to click through to her adult profile where my computer gets infected with a worm similar to the ones that cause inexpensive breast enhancements which, like our troops, require support in the way of adding your name and forwarding to all your friends the petition to right the terrible loss of "In God We Trust" from all of the pennies you may consider donating to my scholarship fund.
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You mean that Nigerian banker wasn't sincere? Do I feel like a dufus or what?
Ya know, I'm still waiting for my check from Microsoft for forwarding that e-mail, too! Hey, thanks again for the lesson on the train this morning. I'll be sure to work the hole so that it is not so tight the next time. Who knew how difficult poking that little hole would have been!?
You know, M, most people don't start with such a hairy hole either.
SWL!! That's my text short-cut for SCREEEEEEEEEEAMING WITH LAUGHTER!! The next time, I will make sure it's waxed or shaven instead. It was my first time -- EVER -- what did I know? I am looking forward to our hole expansion technique in the AM!
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